(Unofficial) Theme Rap

Copyright DJ Funky White Boy Fresh

The Story:

My good friends over at AllAboutTheHamiltons.com produce a podcast called Knights of the Round. I saw a need - a need for a theme rap so face-meltingly amazing it would cause people to run from miles around just to hear it. Though the end result may very well cause children to drop a deuce in their pants, and grown men to cry like they've never cried before...behold: The All About The Hamilton's Rap!

The Lyrics:

We start with Josh
The main perpetrator
Credited As
The podcast's creator

Better watch out
I'm tellin' you cuz
He'll serve you up
Some nice hot fuzz

Yeah.
Instrumental solo.
Raise the roof.

Josh is cool
He's got the power
He's bad ass
Just like Jack Bauer

CIA
If you need a spy
Hit Josh up
He's your guy

Now let me tell you
'Bout a boy named Danny
With my rap skills
So uncanny

He shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die
The boy's a pimp
He's a superfly

Shut your mouth!
Hey ladies.

If you like your news
If you like this sound
You'd better check out
Knights of the Round

They're on the mic
With looks to thrill
If they like this song
Wait 'til they get the bill

...uh...

"Brother, it's
allaboutthehamiltons.com"